Corndogs, Teleporters , and the Cannibal Ethiopian Army!!
Viktoria says:
yea
brb making food
Patrick says:
k
Viktoria says:
that was good
Patrick says:
What was it?
What did you have that was so nummy?
Viktoria says:
i had 2 corn dogs
Patrick says:
I want one
Viktoria says:
like honey dipped or some shit, good
Patrick says:
Yeah, they’re the shit.
I want some.
Email me one.
LOL.
Viktoria says:
heh, i got em at walmart
Patrick says:
Just email it.
Viktoria says:
Patrick says:
Put it in your hard drive and just close it. Upload it to an email, and mail it to b****@hotmail.com
LOL
Viktoria says:
wish you could, that would be sweet
watching some show on physics ironically
Patrick says:
Haha sweet. I think you should build me a hyperflux conduit so I can finish my teleporter. Then I will make you a teleporter as well, and we both can teleport shit to each other.
Viktoria says:
right
Patrick says:
You just need a plasma core..
Don’t forget a shield generator. they should be about the size of 3′x3′x3′ box. Made of titanium.
That should make sure we don’t die from the nuclear power within.
Viktoria says:
you been watching star trek again?
Patrick says:
No. I don’t watch star trek…
This is an going thing with Chris and I… we want one bad =(
Viktoria says:
who doesn’t
Patrick says:
OMG I can teleport cum shots across the world =)
Viktoria says:
haha
Patrick says:
LMAO!!!
In ya fayce and mouf bitchs!
We so pwn.
Viktoria says:
no doubt
i will sleep good today
Patrick says:
Yeah I will sleep better when you are done my damn hyperflux conduit…
Viktoria says:
nigga i am no engineer
Patrick says:
Bish get to cracking now! I want this damn teleporter or else im going nazi on you!!!! I am so posting this on myspace blog..
Viktoria says:
go ahead fool
Patrick says:
I am. This shit is hilarious.
Viktoria says:
if i knew how i would have one already…ha
Patrick says:
Almost as good as the buttanutz story.
Viktoria says:
no shit
Patrick says:
Lies, you have one hidden! It is under your bed.
I want that capacitor now!
Viktoria says:
ummm
no….
Patrick says:
Why must you torment me.. I just want to teleport internal body fluids across the world… and shoot that creamy matter in someone’s face… just to say they got cum teleported shot.
Viktoria says:
a teleported cumshot you say?
Patrick says:
yes!
Viktoria says:
can this help in my quest for world domination?
Patrick says:
Fuck yeah! I will shoot the world leader’s in their eyes! Then we can teleport in the army of starving cannibal ethiopians… they will take em all out!!!!! We shall rule the world!!!
Viktoria says:
holy cumshot
Patrick says:
Right!!! Omg!!! It would be so pwn!
Viktoria says:
blast
well when you figure out how to harness a wormhole, i will send it right to ya…
Patrick says:
OMG! I figured that out last night!!! We just need the capacitor!! Plasma core… just remember has to be plasma..
The starving cannibal ethiopians are ready for world assault!
Viktoria says:
awesomeness
Patrick says:
We win!
Addition!!!
Viktoria says:
talking about taking you apart and assembling you back basically
Patrick says:
it would work! They need to test with my cumshot. We are 80% done. It is up to you now to finish the capacitor!
Viktoria says:
how much space it would take to hold the data it would contain to make you reappear on the other side
Patrick says:
Not much. We figured about 1 cubic foot to break down all your atoms and store them in one tiny Titanium/Bioplast “Node” as we call it. The atoms become super condensed… and thus fit in such a small cube. The cube looks cool. Phear the cube!
Viktoria says:
omfg you have thought of this shit!!! brb
Patrick says:
Yes we have! We been working on this for months.. No joke..
Chris and I are fucking insane
Viktoria says:
christ…LMAO
i am so ready for bed
Patrick says:
Haha get some sleep we will continue this tomorrow I want that capacitor done…
Viktoria says:
i will use alien engineering
Patrick says:
Awesome. Make sure it’s “grey” technology, they are smarter aliens.
Viktoria says:
duh, they have no hair
Patrick says:
I hear there whole body is a giant brain, they have no organs o.O
Viktoria says:
tesla didn’t have shit
Patrick says:
Not on these fuckers. Oh yeah. Seriously, no joke. Chris and I thought about using Tesla coils to rupture the body and break down the atoms!
Viktoria says:
sweet
FDA WARNING:
Conquering the world with cumshots and starving ethiopian cannibals is not easy. Don’t try this at home. You might lose a toe… and shoot yourself in the eye. Thank you.
