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<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.

via QDB: Quote #244321.

haileewayxx3: how did everything go?
KARABEARxo12: On the toilet?
haileewayxx3: on the toilet
KARABEARxo12: Great.
haileewayxx3: ahhh good. did a japanese man come out of the toilet when ya flushed it?
KARABEARxo12: YES! Ugh, it happens EVERY time.
haileewayxx3: his name is Sanchos.
haileewayxx3: i know, i know. thats a mexican name.
KARABEARxo12: His mother was Japanese and his mother a Mexican.
haileewayxx3: he is a jaxican.
haileewayxx3: a rare crossbreed .
KARABEARxo12: Or a mexanese.
KARABEARxo12: I like that better.
haileewayxx3: yup. either way. raaare people.
KARABEARxo12: I want one! D:
haileewayxx3: go potty & he will come every time.
KARABEARxo12: But I don’t have to go potty.
haileewayxx3: drink alot of stuffs.
KARABEARxo12: Like vodka?
haileewayxx3: DO IT.
haileewayxx3: voddddkaaaaaaaaaa.
KARABEARxo12:
haileewayxx3: so
haileewayxx3: i went to coconut point
haileewayxx3: & there was a buttload
haileewayxx3: of gay people.
haileewayxx3: like WHOA.
KARABEARxo12: Hahahahahaha, how do you know they’re gay?
haileewayxx3: welllll one worked at a makeup store and was like so gay it was like BAM
haileewayxx3: and the others had their boyfriends.
KARABEARxo12: You’re so judgemental. Some guys are just very stylish and have lots of fruity looking guy friends.
haileewayxx3: it was obv.
haileewayxx3: they were like holding hands, man.
haileewayxx3: HOLDING HANDS.
KARABEARxo12: Don’t judge a book by its cover.
KARABEARxo12: Oh god holding hands?! That’s an STD waiting to happen.
haileewayxx3: idk any fruity guy friends who are like “*giggle* lets hold hands while we’re at coconut point mall!”

OH MY GOD

<Doc> hmm.. IE crashed
<Doc> but i suppose it was my fault… after all, i did press teh “Back” button
<Doc> what was i thinking…
<cactoid> you madman
<Tippytoes> risktaker
<Doc> i like to live on the edge

via QDB: 50 Random Quotes.

Stop making it so hard for people to become doctors.

I could easily become a doctor.  I would never become a doctor for the
same reason I would never become a teacher: I don’t do worthless
certifications or make-work b.s.  I don’t need to take Calculus 1,453
to know how what symptoms are evidence of swine flu.  Who does?  No
one.

Pre-med is a combination of make-work and do-gooder stuff.  Take a
bunch of classes that have no relevance to the practice of medicine.
(Lawyers who complain about how law school teaches irrelevant classes
obviously don’t know about pre-med.)  Then go around volunteering for
stuff to prove that you’re becoming a doctor because you have a life
dream to help people rather than drive a shiny BMW. In other words,
play pretend.

If regulation were lighter, you could train people to be general-care
doctors in two years.  Most of what doctors do is spot symptoms and
prescribe drugs.  Doctors don’t learn how to think critically.  Just
read, “How Doctors Think.”  Try to actually have a critical discussion
with a doctor about epidemiology or theory of medicine or anything
that requires them to do something other than consult the Physician’s
Desk Reference.  You’ll be disappointed.

Doctors aren’t critical thinkers.  They don’t even remember what they
supposedly learned in all of those pre-med make-work courses, either.

So if we want more doctors, end the mindless regulations.  Provide a
two-year medical school program for general practitioners.  Then make
the tests hard to pass so that morons don’t slip through.

That will NEVER happen.  Why not?  Doctors wouldn’t allow it.  Why
won’t they?

Because being a doctor is prestigious.  If just anyone with a 120+ IQ
could become one without taking irrelevant classes or pretending to
care about people; then doctors couldn’t orgasm in their pants when
saying, “I’m a doctor.”

People will suffer and die because of the need for prestige.  What’s
new about that?

A nondescript exterior and a yard dominated by headstones give no indication of the residential nature of this historic church in Kyloe, Northumberland. A couple decided to purchase and readapt the structure, investing nearly three times the purchase price into renovations over the course of several years. The exterior remains mostly untouched, save for skylights running the length of the roof. Inside, the owners took a similar approach. Restoration is more prevalent than renovation, with original stained glass windows throughout, and repurposed church fixtures abounding. Much of the original seating in the church was refinished and placed throughout the home, and unused wood and building materials were fashioned into a dramatic staircase leading from the main living space to an upper level library. The choice to live in a church is an unorthodox one, but this home’s owners managed to salvage a structure that might have otherwise been doomed to deterioration.

Renovated Church Home in Kyloe, Northumberland | SwipeLife.

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave…….. without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the ‘HEAVY METAL’ protagonist.

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

TJX Hacker

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