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Pixel — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 13:51:41 +0000

hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
hunter2
doesnt look like stars to me
*******
thats what I see
oh, really?
Absolutely
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?
lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
awesome!
wait, how do you know my pw?
er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******’s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
oh, ok.

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Toilet Humor

Pixel — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 13:23:29 +0000

haileewayxx3: how did everything go?
KARABEARxo12: On the toilet?
haileewayxx3: on the toilet
KARABEARxo12: Great.
haileewayxx3: ahhh good. did a japanese man come out of the toilet when ya flushed it?
KARABEARxo12: YES! Ugh, it happens EVERY time.
haileewayxx3: his name is Sanchos.
haileewayxx3: i know, i know. thats a mexican name.
KARABEARxo12: His mother was Japanese and his mother a Mexican.
haileewayxx3: he is a jaxican.
haileewayxx3: a rare crossbreed .
KARABEARxo12: Or a mexanese.
KARABEARxo12: I like that better.
haileewayxx3: yup. either way. raaare people.
KARABEARxo12: I want one! D:
haileewayxx3: go potty & he will come every time.
KARABEARxo12: But I don’t have to go potty.
haileewayxx3: drink alot of stuffs.
KARABEARxo12: Like vodka?
haileewayxx3: DO IT.
haileewayxx3: voddddkaaaaaaaaaa.
KARABEARxo12:
haileewayxx3: so
haileewayxx3: i went to coconut point
haileewayxx3: & there was a buttload
haileewayxx3: of gay people.
haileewayxx3: like WHOA.
KARABEARxo12: Hahahahahaha, how do you know they’re gay?
haileewayxx3: welllll one worked at a makeup store and was like so gay it was like BAM
haileewayxx3: and the others had their boyfriends.
KARABEARxo12: You’re so judgemental. Some guys are just very stylish and have lots of fruity looking guy friends.
haileewayxx3: it was obv.
haileewayxx3: they were like holding hands, man.
haileewayxx3: HOLDING HANDS.
KARABEARxo12: Don’t judge a book by its cover.
KARABEARxo12: Oh god holding hands?! That’s an STD waiting to happen.
haileewayxx3: idk any fruity guy friends who are like “*giggle* lets hold hands while we’re at coconut point mall!”

Risktaker

Pixel — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 16:50:49 +0000

hmm.. IE crashed
but i suppose it was my fault… after all, i did press teh “Back” button
what was i thinking…
you madman
risktaker
i like to live on the edge

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