Jun 26 2009

Human, All Too Human : Nietzsche (1999)

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Jun 26 2009

Daybreakers Trailer

In the year 2019, a plague has transformed most every human into vampires. Faced with a dwindling blood supply, the fractured dominant race plots their survival; meanwhile, a researcher works with a covert band of vamps on a way to save humankind.

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Jun 26 2009

How To Tell The Difference Between Metal Genres

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

* FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave…….. without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess’ bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the ‘HEAVY METAL’ protagonist.

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

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Jun 21 2009

Corndogs, Teleporters , and the Cannibal Ethiopian Army!!

Viktoria says:

yea
brb making food

Patrick says:

k

Viktoria says:

that was good

Patrick says:

What was it?
What did you have that was so nummy?

Viktoria says:

i had 2 corn dogs

Patrick says:

I want one

Viktoria says:

like honey dipped or some shit, good

Patrick says:

Yeah, they’re the shit.
I want some.
Email me one.
LOL.

Viktoria says:

heh, i got em at walmart

Patrick says:

Just email it.

Viktoria says:

Patrick says:

Put it in your hard drive and just close it. Upload it to an email, and mail it to b****@hotmail.com
LOL

Viktoria says:

wish you could, that would be sweet
watching some show on physics ironically

Patrick says:

Haha sweet. I think you should build me a hyperflux conduit so I can finish my teleporter. Then I will make you a teleporter as well, and we both can teleport shit to each other.

Viktoria says:

right

Patrick says:

You just need a plasma core..
Don’t forget a shield generator. they should be about the size of 3′x3′x3′ box. Made of titanium.
That should make sure we don’t die from the nuclear power within.

Viktoria says:

you been watching star trek again?

Patrick says:

No. I don’t watch star trek…
This is an going thing with Chris and I… we want one bad =(

Viktoria says:

who doesn’t

Patrick says:

OMG I can teleport cum shots across the world =)

Viktoria says:

haha

Patrick says:

LMAO!!!
In ya fayce and mouf bitchs!
We so pwn.

Viktoria says:

no doubt
i will sleep good today

Patrick says:

Yeah I will sleep better when you are done my damn hyperflux conduit…

Viktoria says:

nigga i am no engineer

Patrick says:

Bish get to cracking now! I want this damn teleporter or else im going nazi on you!!!! I am so posting this on myspace blog..

Viktoria says:

go ahead fool

Patrick says:

I am. This shit is hilarious.

Viktoria says:

if i knew how i would have one already…ha

Patrick says:

Almost as good as the buttanutz story.

Viktoria says:

no shit

Patrick says:

Lies, you have one hidden! It is under your bed.
I want that capacitor now!

Viktoria says:

ummm
no….

Patrick says:

Why must you torment me.. I just want to teleport internal body fluids across the world… and shoot that creamy matter in someone’s face… just to say they got cum teleported shot.

Viktoria says:

a teleported cumshot you say?

Patrick says:

yes!

Viktoria says:

can this help in my quest for world domination?

Patrick says:

Fuck yeah! I will shoot the world leader’s in their eyes! Then we can teleport in the army of starving cannibal ethiopians… they will take em all out!!!!! We shall rule the world!!!

Viktoria says:

holy cumshot

Patrick says:

Right!!! Omg!!! It would be so pwn!

Viktoria says:

blast
well when you figure out how to harness a wormhole, i will send it right to ya…

Patrick says:

OMG! I figured that out last night!!! We just need the capacitor!! Plasma core… just remember has to be plasma..
The starving cannibal ethiopians are ready for world assault!

Viktoria says:

awesomeness

Patrick says:

We win!

Addition!!!

Viktoria says:

talking about taking you apart and assembling you back basically

Patrick says:

it would work! They need to test with my cumshot. We are 80% done. It is up to you now to finish the capacitor!

Viktoria says:

how much space it would take to hold the data it would contain to make you reappear on the other side

Patrick says:

Not much. We figured about 1 cubic foot to break down all your atoms and store them in one tiny Titanium/Bioplast “Node” as we call it. The atoms become super condensed… and thus fit in such a small cube. The cube looks cool. Phear the cube!

Viktoria says:

omfg you have thought of this shit!!! brb

Patrick says:
Yes we have! We been working on this for months.. No joke..

Chris and I are fucking insane

Viktoria says:

christ…LMAO
i am so ready for bed

Patrick says:

Haha get some sleep we will continue this tomorrow I want that capacitor done…

Viktoria says:

i will use alien engineering

Patrick says:

Awesome. Make sure it’s “grey” technology, they are smarter aliens.

Viktoria says:

duh, they have no hair

Patrick says:

I hear there whole body is a giant brain, they have no organs o.O

Viktoria says:

tesla didn’t have shit

Patrick says:

Not on these fuckers. Oh yeah. Seriously, no joke. Chris and I thought about using Tesla coils to rupture the body and break down the atoms!

Viktoria says:

sweet

FDA WARNING:
Conquering the world with cumshots and starving ethiopian cannibals is not easy. Don’t try this at home. You might lose a toe… and shoot yourself in the eye. Thank you.

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Jun 19 2009

TJX Hacker Was Awash in Cash; His Penniless Coder Faces Prison | Threat Level | Wired.com

TJX Hacker

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